we're chasing vodka with high fives
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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