I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Randomize