they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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