More tranny stories later!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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