if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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