There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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