Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
