did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
