Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My dick has a subreddit
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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