id be glad to
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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