he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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