She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
accomplished twins. life is a go
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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