His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Randomize
