you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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