we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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