you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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