Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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