we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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