Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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