White coat. Heels.
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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