the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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