Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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