okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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