Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
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