sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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