The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
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You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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