That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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