dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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