I wanna passion pit in your ass
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
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