Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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