As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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