one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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