she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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