You're completely useless in the revolution.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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