I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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