Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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