omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I have tasted many bathrooms
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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