So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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