TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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