I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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