what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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