I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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