omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Randomize
