Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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