I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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