bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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