69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
