a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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