Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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