i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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