Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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