My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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