physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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