I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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