But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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